St Patrick's Surprise

I thought I was involved in the big St. Paddy's Day surprise! After all, I hung with my Mom while she researched drum sets for Dad's big 4-0 (he was born 3/17). I helped Mom get the giant boxes in the house. I helped her wrap them. I helped her hide them. I got in trouble for the stupid stuffed dog sneaking a peak. But, I too got a surprise for St. Patrick's Day.
Do not misread the look of udder disgust on my face. I am truly thinking this is the most stupid thing ever! Especially since it was 2 days BEFORE St. Patrick's Day! I was going on a puppy swap to Miss Melanie's house for the big day. But NO! Mom got me!

I posed on the porch. I tried to muster up a smile, but I just couldn't. How humiliated can a guy be?!?
That's right hat! I will get rid of you! I will take you off and destroy you (unless Mom gets to you first!)
That's better! Off and on the ground. Ha! Take that you stupid hat! Uh oh - Mom's coming! Looks like my destruction is over. Oh well. Let's hope I escape this in the future!

Wags and Wiggles,
Dagan