Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sleep in!

Dear Mom,
I said I wanted to sleep in today. Your alarm went off and upset me. This is how I solve that problem.

I told you SLEEP IN! I will lay on your head until you comply. You will thank me for this later. Really.


Saturday, October 15, 2011

Who has a problem?

Ok, I super grumpy right now! Yesterday, the fam left me home while they were at work. Ok. I can deal. They do that every day. But, then they come home from work, let me entertain The Squirt for a while. Then - now this is when I get super irked - they packed The Squirt up and all left me! The audacity! And after a Thursday with no nose work out! Seriously?!? What are these people thinking.

So, I went to our room to sulk. But then, I felt like playing a game. So I pulled out the dominos. When I had no takers for that, I decided to try Skipbo. I still had no takers! Doesn't anyone know how fun I am?!?

That made me sad, so I got the Kleenex out. Cause that's what you do when you are sad, right??

But, after all that sad, the peeps got mad at ME when they got home! After THEY had the audacity to abandon me for hours and hours and hours.

What's the issue? I don't see any problems.

It's just the games I wanted to play and my kleenex discards. Oh - and the redvines that I used to make myself feel better. (it's not like they helped much! There was only ONE left! Rude!!)

Anyone see a problem here? I think these people are crazy.


Friday, October 7, 2011

How to Treat Puppy Sitters

When your parents go away and ditch you, make sure to show your sitters how grateful you are that they let you stay.

Share your toys (after removing the cookie from inside, of course) and let them pick the movie.

Then, be a super comfy blanket to keep them warm.

That's the way to do it!


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Best day!!

Cool weather = back to work with Dad and no more sitting at home contemplating The Brat

That's a good day!

Monday, October 3, 2011


How's a dog supposed to sleep with this yahoo around? Scooter please sleep quietly! You (and all the laughing) is keeping me awake!

The sleepy,